I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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