Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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