I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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