I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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