Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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