i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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