No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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