he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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