I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I party with great urgency now.
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