Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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