She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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