dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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