using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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