I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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