I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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