they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
whose ass print is on the piano?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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