it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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