Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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