bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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