it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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