Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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