Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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