dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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