i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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