i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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