I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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