Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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