weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We had to coat check the pizza.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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