I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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