Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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