when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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