I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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