is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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