You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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