he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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