is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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