Soap is not a condiment
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
