3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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