Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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