A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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