that's an acceptable place to lick
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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