Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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