I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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