drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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