Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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