This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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