we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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