And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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