yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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