As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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