I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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