You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
as a side note pls kill me
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