just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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